I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We’re leaving where are you
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