just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if only i could text you this smell
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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