Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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