this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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