Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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