what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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