Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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