im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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