Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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