READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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