Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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