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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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