BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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