Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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