you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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