Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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