i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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