Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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