This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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