So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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