Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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