there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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