Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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