Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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