I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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