And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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