nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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