fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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