I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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