I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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