I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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