We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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