office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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