Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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