Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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