would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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