I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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