So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Randomize