i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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