it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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