I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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