I swear god or herbie drove my car home
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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