ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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