I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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