I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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