just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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