we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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