dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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