he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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