Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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